(2020-04-25) The Five Hottest Guillotines Of2020 Ranked

The Five Hottest Guillotines of 2020, Ranked. The cutting off of heads is generally considered unseemly, but in any civilized society it’s occasionally necessary. The “who” question is easily answered, but the “how” question is trickier. A guillotine, yes, but which? Fortunately, in today’s market economy, there is a guillotine to suit every taste and personality.

1. The Glam-otine

rockstar rig

2. The Guillotini

3. The Slicey Boi

Billionaires’ necks go brrrr.

4. The Me-otine

You think you hate the rich, and you do, but when you look at the raw numbers it turns out you totally qualify as a member of the one percent

5. The Baby Yoda

that approvingly drinks real bone broth while you remove fingers from overpaid Disney execs